Since day one when I planted the peas, my cats have taken a liking to the pea patch. Nothing I do seems to work to convince them it's off limits. One sunny day this week, I caught Ashley, quite enjoying herself. One would think the peas were planted just for her.
I shall kill it she thinks. Bat. bat. bat."Ashley!" said I.
"Who me?" she asks.
"But, I'm so cute. And I love the pea patch. You can't possibly mean I have to move?"
"Ashley. Out." said I.
"You can't be serious? I won't do it." And she didn't.